Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
im on a boat
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