Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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