If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
