these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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