drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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