if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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