she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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