Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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