I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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