Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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