As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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