the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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