capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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