I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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