what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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