This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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