im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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