thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Im part way to drunk.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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