Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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