Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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