Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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