Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
