Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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