shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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