i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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