I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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