Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Barsexuality is the new black.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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