were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
