How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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