Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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