only if we run a train.
done.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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