Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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