i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I'm really busy with my period
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