i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
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Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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