Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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