My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
This house was built for laser tag.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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