That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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