David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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