i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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