So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
