if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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