Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
