I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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