how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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