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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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