Having a random hookup so left but love u
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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