the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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