Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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