it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
These tits shall not be calmed
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