I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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