i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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