fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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